You can either call this my petition to bring corporal punishment into public schools or...

..."The following people need to get their asses kicked or possibly shanked with a school lunch spork shard." Never have so many people in a one week time span punched their express ticket to the depths of hell. Good lord:

(1) Eight kids in Florida with nothing else better to do

Somewhere in what I'm pretty sure is white trash Florida eight teenagers, mostly girls, thought it would be a good idea to kick the crap out of one of their classmates during spring break and post it on YouTube. Two of them, boys, acted as lookouts while the rest carried out the dirty deed. Now they are all facing serious jail time and the victim is going to be home schooled for the rest of her life. I really don't understand what she could have possibly done to deserve a beating from six people. Did she kill your entire family or your dog? Even if the latter were true I'm pretty sure Fido's passing is not worth spending an eternity giving your breakfast, lunch and dinner to Big Bertha in cell block # 8.

(2) The female student who beat her art teacher in Baltimore City

Not only is she going to hell, she's going to be forced to do paper mache collages for the rest of her life without any access to soap and water. I'm not going to completely place blame on the kids who stood and watched, because they probably figured if they tried to intervene they were going to get their butts kicked too. But the dumb asses who cheered on the girl who was beating the crap out of her teacher should get expelled. As of today, the girl has only been suspended, which is a complete slap on the wrist. They need to remove her and put her in an alternative center or counseling because she obviously needs some. Also who was the genius who decided to video tape the whole thing and post it online? People on message boards were seriously trying to shift some of the blame to MySpace for posting the video but if you think about it, censoring the video is really doing a disservice to every teacher who has ever been wailed on for no reason at all in the city school system and wants someone to finally do something about it.

Sometimes I feel like kids in schools today are living in some kind of fantasy world where bullets don't make holes in your body but instead leave you in a cloud of gunpowder and smoke like when Daffy Duck tried to kill Bugs Bunny during hunting season and subsequently failed miserably. *Sigh*