i think TLC misses its jon & kate + 8 cash cow...

Found on Craigslist (Please Lord, let this be fake):



If this ad is for real then it is missing one more line:

"Must be willing to let the waves of greed and vanity wash over you like your newborn's blanket and consent to do the lambada on 'Dancing With The Stars' within 5 years or 'Dance Your Ass Off' depending on if excess baby weight is retained."