The away message: "If you take a sick day you will not do work. Go watch bad TV" -- My editor

LuvBecka127 (4:16:06 PM): "thou must watch price is right, saved by the bell, and ellen while home sick from work" is the lesser known 11th commandement
Diamondback Jun (4:16:21 PM): HAHA
Diamondback Jun (4:16:56 PM): i guess this would've been a good chance to watch these shows i never get to see. but i ended up sleeping for like 4 more hours
LuvBecka127 (4:24:05 PM): ohhh glorious sleep
LuvBecka127 (4:24:19 PM): are you feeling any better?
Diamondback Jun (4:24:41 PM): yeah but the reason i had to call in is so unbelievably embarassing.
Diamondback Jun (4:24:47 PM): although it is kind of funny
Diamondback Jun (4:24:51 PM): and will get funnier over time
LuvBecka127 (4:24:51 PM): something about...wings, perhaps?
Diamondback Jun (4:24:54 PM): oh yes
LuvBecka127 (4:24:56 PM): hahaha
Diamondback Jun (4:24:58 PM): those fucking wings
LuvBecka127 (4:25:05 PM): what the hell kind of wings were they?
Diamondback Jun (4:25:18 PM): apparently my former co worker wasn't kidding when he said that the chefs at the quarry house tavern make those wings just to fuck with people
Diamondback Jun (4:25:26 PM): and they don't ever expect anyone to buy them
Diamondback Jun (4:25:44 PM): but usually when i get wings and they have their "four alarm wings" or equivalent, they're usually lame
Diamondback Jun (4:25:49 PM): and i can finish them all
Diamondback Jun (4:26:05 PM): i did finish about 7 out of 12 of these
LuvBecka127 (4:26:10 PM): oh not bad
LuvBecka127 (4:26:24 PM): were they legit four alarm wings?
Diamondback Jun (4:26:41 PM): yeah i have to hand it to them, my friends said they could see me sweating
Diamondback Jun (4:26:49 PM): but i was pacing myself
Diamondback Jun (4:27:43 PM): after awhile you couldn't feel parts of your tongue burning off
Diamondback Jun (4:27:49 PM): so i guess i figured i'd mastered them
Diamondback Jun (4:27:56 PM): the only reason i stopped eating was because i was full at that point
LuvBecka127 (4:28:28 PM): what a trooper
LuvBecka127 (4:28:41 PM): but you felt the after effects i take it
Diamondback Jun (4:28:57 PM): yeah i pretty much took one of the most violent dumps of my life when i got back
Diamondback Jun (4:29:00 PM): but this was last night
LuvBecka127 (4:29:07 PM): HAHAHAHA
Diamondback Jun (4:29:12 PM): i figured okay, i was expecting at least one mexican dump
Diamondback Jun (4:29:24 PM): then i get up this morning
Diamondback Jun (4:29:35 PM): and there were at least three more fiery dumps from hell waiting for me
Diamondback Jun (4:29:58 PM): somehow in all of this i had the ability to wash my face, brush my teeth and get dressed to go to work
Diamondback Jun (4:30:13 PM): like i was literally going to go, maybe wait it out if i had to and come in later
LuvBecka127 (4:30:41 PM): i hope you told all of this to your boss verbatim
Diamondback Jun (4:31:55 PM): i left a message for her that was something like "okay long story short i went to quarry house (cause she used to live in SS so she knows where it is) got the four alarm wings and..i can't believe i'm saying this, have been dumping all morning. maybe i'll be better w/in the hour but i realized i forgot to send you my story log so i'll email that to you"
LuvBecka127 (4:32:12 PM): HAHAHAHA
LuvBecka127 (4:32:22 PM): you must have a cool boss
Diamondback Jun (4:32:37 PM): i had to use the word dumping though, because my friend elahe wrote a story about "illegal dumping" yesterday
Diamondback Jun (4:32:50 PM): and my boss and i inappropriately laughed every time she was on th ephone
LuvBecka127 (4:33:03 PM): haha!! i want your boss!
Diamondback Jun (4:33:03 PM): yeah it's a....very loose office
Diamondback Jun (4:33:17 PM): so she called me back, and was like "hey...why don't you take a sick day?"
Diamondback Jun (4:33:28 PM): and i was like "are you sure?" and she said "Yes!"
LuvBecka127 (4:33:55 PM): score!
LuvBecka127 (4:33:55 PM): except for the whole illegal dumping part
LuvBecka127 (4:33:55 PM): not fun
LuvBecka127 (4:34:01 PM): ok, well i have to run..i'm picking up kelly some cupcakes in the city and visiting her again in le hospital
Diamondback Jun (4:34:23 PM): ahh okies! take care. tell kelly i said i hope she feels better!
LuvBecka127 (4:34:40 PM): i'm about to go drop some serious dough on cupcakes, but the red velvet literally makes me want to dump in my pants in excitement
Diamondback Jun (4:34:47 PM): HAHAHA
LuvBecka127 (4:34:50 PM): sorry, couldn't resist
LuvBecka127 (4:34:57 PM): needed to say dump one more time
Diamondback Jun (4:34:59 PM): it's understandable
Diamondback Jun (4:35:02 PM): haha
LuvBecka127 (4:35:13 PM): ok, feel better!
Diamondback Jun (4:35:16 PM): thanks!
Diamondback Jun (4:35:18 PM): byes!