i knew I should've turned the tv off after jeopardy...

...because last night I literally saw two people back-to-back do donuts with their drift cars as they simultaneously tried grating a 10-pound wheel of cheese. And the bottom of one guy's car caught on fire trying to do so. Then they had three people, who combined have no experience driving a drift car whatsoever, judge how well they did.

And they called it a TALENT.

No wonder people hate America, haha.

Off to work hoping to dodge the torrential downpour they're calling for today, gahh.